Computer Sayings

* Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

* COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.

* Buy a Pentium/90 so you can reboot faster.

* Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

* Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

* My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

* The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

* BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

* Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

* As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

* Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

* E Pluribus Modem. * File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

* CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?

* A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.

* All computers wait at the same speed.

* DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.

* Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

* Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

* Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

* Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.

* Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.

* Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.

* Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

* Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.