The Minister

A church minister is driving down to London and he's stopped on the M1 Motorway for speeding. The Traffic Patrol Officer smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

And the minister says, "Just water."

The Officer says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, "Good Lord, He's done it again!"