What Would Dad Say

Did Dad Happen To Make Any Of These Comments Over The Weekend? "Well how about that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions." "You know, Pumpkin, now that you are thirteen, you'll be ready for unchapperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?" "Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY!" "What do you mean you want to play football? Figure skating is not good enough for you, son?" "Your mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party." "Well, I don't know what's wrong with the car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies. We'll just have to have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks." "Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend."